Teabagging the Face of Reason

I have a love/hate relationship with the media coverage of these unduly-glorified gatherings of a misinformed fringe. On one hand, I am always amused when people become enraged over distorted truths and falsehoods. On the other hand, it is very disconcerting to see so many people fall victim to such a fate. What is funny in small amounts becomes depressing in heaping portions.
Stalwart disciples of Fox News and haters of factual reality, these middle-aged, undereducated white mobs have been gathering with increasing frequency since the inauguration of our nation's first black president. (If you're wondering why I specifically mentioned the fact that President Barack Obama is black, it is because I believe racism to be an underlying factor in these gatherings, but that is a topic for another post). They have formed almost-pornographically-titled subgroups such as "teabaggers," who think President Obama is the reincarnation of George III or something, and "birthers," who think President Obama is a Kenyan-born sleeper-agent who cannot legally be president. They come from far and wide to celebrate their collective ignorance and shout buzzwords that they cannot define. And on Saturday, September 12th, 2009, they descended on the capital.
The motive for this particular event was the brainchild of Fox News commentator and yellow journalist Glenn "Get Off My Phone" Beck, in something he calls his 9/12 Project. The stated goal of the 9/12 Project is to "embody the spirit of the American people on the day after the September 11 attacks." That is strange, because the day after 9/11/01, I do not remember angry mobs falsely accusing the president of planning to kill the elderly in death camps, and I certainly do not recall primetime manchildren exploiting peoples' ignorance for ratings and personal profit. Nevertheless, roughly 65,000 people showed up to this event. I have never seen this many misguided people in one place. As the old saying goes: "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
So what kind of patriotic patriotism do these patriots patriotically patronize? Why, they have an iron-fisted message for our president, of course! Here is a list, courtesy of reddit, of names that event speakers assigned to President Obama:
* Adolf Hitler
* Osama bin Laden
* Saddam Hussein
* Joseph Stalin
* King George III
* Satan
* The Anti-Christ
* Socialist
* Communist
* Marxist
* Fascist
* Nazi
* Tyrant
* Traitor
* Thief
* Liar
* Racist
* Puppet
* Scam Artist
* False Messiah
* Pirate
* Eugenicist
* Administration controlling MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN (aka everything not Fox News)
* Un-American
* Kenyan
* Russian
* Muslim
* Jew
* Terrorist
It reads like Satan's grocery list. Well, it would if "Satan" himself wasn't on the list. And hey, they called someone they disagree with "Hitler," how original! I also enjoy mix-matching the names to create oxymorons; it's like a game that I despise but I play it anyway because I hate myself: 1- Fascist Communist, 2-False Messiah Muslim Jew, 3-Hitler Stalin. You get the point. (Admittedly, though, "Tyrant Pirate" is an awesome name for a comic book supervillain). I would be surprised if any of these speakers could actually define any of the -isms on that list.
With the rampant use of "We the People" on their signs, it is apparent that these teabaggers genuinely do not remember that "We the People" eschewed the managerial incompetence of the Bush Era and elected Barack Obama president with an 8.5 million majority. A movement of 200,000 (roughly) people hardly rivals that. (After some thought, I think there is a possibility that these people think the votes of minorities still count as only 3/5ths of a vote?).
Yes, there are problems in this country. Yes, Congress is not perfect. Yes, these issues need to be addressed. But gathering in large groups at the beck and call of self-serving political ideologues to shout angrily about unsubstantiated rumors is not the solution to our problems. Most of the things these people are upset and fearful about are nothing more than lies. (I could go into the fact that these lies are spread by corporations aiming to protect their disgustingly huge profits, but again, that's for another blog post). Instead of becoming angry over this tragic display of maladroit vindication for flawed arguments, just do what I do, and hope that one day, intelligent, thoughtful, and courteous debate on important issues will one day make the transition from wishful fantasy to wonderful reality.
-Jesse






